A mother had three virgin daughters. All three got married within a short space of time.
Mum was a bit worried about what their early experiences would be like.
She therefore made them all promise to send a postcard from their honeymoon destinations, with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The 1st girl sent a card from Hawaii, two days after her wedding.
The card said nothing but: ‘Nescafe.’
Mum was puzzled at first, but off she went to her kitchen to get out the Nescafe jar;
it said ‘Good till the last drop.’ She blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The 2nd girl sent a card from Atlanta, a week after her own wedding. The card read: ‘Rothmans.’
Mum dashed straight to her husband’s pack of cigarettes and she read from the pack: