Men with man buns are low hanging meat for the internet’s mocking vultures. Not that they are bothered, they are hipsters who are probably using the next version of the internet anyway, and thus these wild insults are falling on death ears, or unseeing eyes.
Enough of our ludicrous lies and on to the very, very, very serious matter at hand. Man buns are causing baldness.
Traction alopecia, they’re the two words that are striking fear into trendsetters up and down the land. It means hair loss caused by a pulling force being applied to the hair. Those that live by the no pain, no gain motto just learnt that it doesn’t apply to ponytails.
Here we have a man, complete with bun, contemplating this revelation.