Being a parent isn’t an easy job. You need to clean up a variety of bodily fluids and be a good role model. But one of the biggest challenges is that kids don’t think before they speak – something the father in this story got to experience first-hand.
A man, his wife, and his son all go to a nude beach. Naturally, the young son has lots of questions.
He runs to his father, “Dad! Dad! All of the women have these things hanging from their chests!”
His father tells him, “Son, those are breasts. The women with large ones are dumb and the women with small ones are smart.”
Soon after the son comes running again, “Mom! Mom! All of the guys have these things dangling between their legs!”
The mom replies, “Those are called penises. The men with the big ones are dumb and the men with small ones are smart.”
The family splits up as the wife lays down towels in the sand and the man goes to buy ice cream at a beach stand.
After a while, the wife turns to her son and asks, “Did you see where your dad went?”
Her son replies, “Yeah, he’s over there talking to the dumbest woman on the beach, and he just keeps getting dumber and dumber.”