An old lady, Gilda, was standing at the railing of a cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: “Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?”
“Yes, I know,” said Gilda, “I need both hands to hold onto this hat.”
“But, madam, you are not wearing anything under your dress, and your privates are exposed!” said the gentleman in earnest.
Gilda looked down, then back up at the man and replied…
“Sir, anything you see down there is 80 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!”
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